Dear Martin Luther King Jr.
I think you are wonderful. Really I do! Your letters from a Birmingham Jail, inspire me to be a better person. You seem like a really hard working person who understood the importance of a good education. Why then sir, must we miss school on a day mean to honor you and therefore prevent me from subbing? That is all. Thank you.
PS. Anyone reading this should probably go read Letters from a Birmingham Jail. AMAZING